'Мама, зачем нужен это сервер?' (с) Microsoft

[petr]

Тогда приведу оригинал

Цитата:

Lorraine: Do you have a television set?
Marty: Well, yeah, you know we have two of them.
Milton Baines: Wow! You must be rich.
Stella Baines: Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future

P.S.
Хотя второй перевод мне нравить больше.